The title of this post says it all–today is the worst! No, foolin’.
I’ve never been a fan of April Fools Day.
As a child, I was disgusted by friends who took the mock-holiday and ran with it: telling horrible lies all day long, pointing their index finger so close to your face that you can smell the applesauce they spilled all over their grubby little hands at snack time, before yelling “APRIL FOOLS!” at the top of their lungs.
I wouldn’t say that I’m gullible, but on April Fool’s Day, I feel as gullible as…
…I can’t think of an appropriate simile besides an Asperger’s child that can’t read social cues, but that just seems offensive.
Today, I’m finding myself irrationally offended at some of the posts that I’ve read on social media sites.
Y’all, I’ve got so many ultrasounds on my newsfeed announcing unexpected pregnancies that I feel like I’m an OB/GYN that just forgot about all that med school I suffered through.
And for an LA spin on the day, I have numerous friends announcing that they’ve given up on acting and are hitting the trails to brighter futures elsewhere. My initial response: GREAT–that leaves more auditions for me, Me, ME! Then, I remember the date and feel guilty for thinking such evil thoughts.
The most awkward? Seeing engagement announcements from friends that have been in committed relationships for a while only to find out they’re joking. Why, oh, WHY would you joke about that? Isn’t it depressing that you’ve been together for so long and he hasn’t actually put a ring on it?
I feel tricked! I feel lied to! I feel like I need to get off of the internet for the rest of the day.